January 2012
32 posts
Cat Gif Page →
Yes.
Kate's Lazy Meadow Motel - Home →
OOOh - HERE. This would be a great vacation!
The Lazarus Project (2008) - IMDb →
The most boring terrible movie I’ve ever fallen asleep to. Also, The deal with Netflix where you can stream online instantly? Nothing but shit-assy movies no one wants to see anyway. Seriously though - The Lazarus Project had a plot so thin I wanted to make it a meatloaf to try and fatten it up.
amazing lampshades →
"Crazy shit out here in da wild, feel likes i'mma...
my adventures with kale pesto
I thought I’d share a recipe I made up last night. I’ve been eating lots of kale lately and I am close to being tired of it - needed a new way to prepare it. I decided to try Kale Pesto. And I am glad I did! I only had a few ingredients to work with, so I improvised in lots of areas that could be improved - but here is the basic jist of it:
a small bunch of kale, washed, stems...
feeling nostalgic for playground rhymes
Made you look!
You dirty crook!
You stole your mother’s pocketbook!
Stole a nickel! Stole a dime! Now you look like Frankenstein!
(who remembers some more?)
Yelping with Cormac: Chipotle Mexican Grill →
TRUER WORDS - NEVER SPOKEN
death to the false burritos
yelpingwithcormac:
SOMA - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Three stars.
See that false burrito. See it swaddled in tinfoil on the desk in the bowels of that great tower, a bundle of meat and sauce in a place long ago ceded to silicone and copper. The stooped man eating that peasant…
December 2011
41 posts
Ya gotta have balls →
Yelping with Cormac: P. F. Chang's China Bistro →
yelpingwithcormac:
Emeryville, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Two stars.
You think that I am petty. You think that I am self important. I am nothing. I am a vessel. I am a crucible in which truth resides for a brief instant. I hear the stillsmall voice of God and I bow before it in ecstasy and…
: Holiday Tips →
billdixoncomedy:
By wearemostaliveindreams
The holiday season is upon us once again. Well, I guess that is a bit of a lie.
The holiday season has been upon us since before Halloween and because Congress is currently in deliberation over instating one mandatory Black Friday a month starting in May of…