You gone taste some cookie balls
And I am starring in the complete opposite of the hunger games. It’s more like the eat constantly games :(
Now listen up close, I won’t say it again/ Skip a dog, y’all cat is a man’s best friend
We might not be thinking the same thing, R. Kelly, but I can agree with you on this.
STRANGE THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO ROMANCE WHEN A GIRL NEGLECTS HER HANDS
Yes, everyone’s having sex with a serviceman except for her, because men who’ve been in combat for 18 harrowing months are rightly disgusted by her cuticles.
It makes sense. Smooth hands are very important in theater lovin’.
(via And My Cat)
"I don’t care WHAT you say, Mom - Brandon and I are gonna be together FOREVER! He is taking classes down at the community college and I’m going to drop out of high school. We LOVE each other!"
I recently saw some silly “Cats Make you Crazy” meme that said “Craziness is regretting having cats while simultaneously wanting another cat” and it is so true. Today I’ve dealt with a mystery floor-pooper and am currently typing one-handed while a cat sleeps across my other arm. If I move, hell will break loose. Several times today I’ve imagined the free and easy life I’d have without these horrible things. But always in the forefront of my mind, too, is the almost overwhelming desire to have more of them. At least one new kitten. It’s a sickness, a legitimate problem.
When the craving gets bad, I just go clean the litterbox. That puts things in perspective.
It’s no wonder ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. They were brainwashed. It’s all a plot!
Fuck I Hate Summertime.
filling in a WDCE over Thanksgiving Break - did a show today.
PSA: A turkey is a bad person.